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Drawn & Quintered #50

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Our final five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

No items. Snipe Hunters only. Final Destination.

THE END…. or is it?

Thanks for tuning in for these past fifty doodles. I’ve had a good time drawing them and I hope you’ve had a good time looking at them. See you soon for our next recurring Snipe Blog feature… GLOBULORB!

Drawn & Quintered #49

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

One more sale, and my Merchant Level goes up... and this idiot is the last customer of the day...!

Sir, please leave the store.

Other five-word suggestions that almost made the cut today:
– I’ll give you fifty bucks.
– Who is that bearded buffoon!?
– “Wait’ll I tell my nephew!”

Drawn & Quintered #48

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Retro.

Clearly, things went a little differently for the Colonel in the Snipe Hunt Universe.

Gnipper in a KFC bucket

Simple. Elegant. Terrible.

Drawn & Quintered #47

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

Featuring Jeremy Wade, the Saxton Hale of fishing! Steph Orwin, the Jeremy Wade of zoology! And Professor Hazard, the Steph Orwin of peeing standing up!

Quick, somebody take a picture!

Because those white jeans are about to turn yellow!

Drawn & Quintered #46

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Commence the last week of Drawn & Quintered! Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

I got ripped off on this dispenser! It ain't got no out-put, and it's leakin' oil all over.

Has anyone seen the Spy?

Well, it looked good on paper, but Spy didn’t count on the “upgrade factor” for his latest disguise kit.

Drawn & Quintered #45

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Sorry about yesterday. I rather suddenly took ill! Luckily my darling wife was able to do her part for a guest drawing.

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Flame Lord.

Eliminated from final design: Flame Lord Eric in background, blood spewing from both nostrils

Blazing Blue Vannah has arrived!

Sasha Fiero and Vannah Hart are best friends to the bone, so Vannah decided to show Sasha some love by getting a complementary dye job and jumpsuit (the dye color is called Blue Candy Fire).

Everybody keeps liking these Vannah Hart pics, so I just have to keep making them, despite what an incredibly minor Snipe Hunt Media character she is!

Drawn & Quintered #44

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

see 'cause static electricity

What makes you Furious, Ramsey?

Today’s wretched-quality Quinter comes to us from the sobbing stylus of Sasha. She probably would have done a better job had she not run out of time. But I hope you get the idea, at least!

Drawn & Quintered #43

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

You can't see it, but I have a private castle on the far island behind the Candle.

Flying out of the sun!

Wuhu Island, the setting for Pilotwings Resort, is such a fun place to hang out at. You can really get one of those stay-cations you hear about by kicking around there for a while – either in the aforementioned 3DS game, Wii Fit, or Wii Sports Resort.

In other news, like every other Nintendo property, Miis are hard to draw and look a little weird if their proportions are not exactly matched.

Drawn & Quintered #42

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

Those are some extremely authentic-looking tanning-bed-orange, pearly white toothed, bored-looking wenches you've got there, Pardner! Not bad for a black man in the 1800s!

I immediately regret this decision.

Hover hands a-go-go!

Drawn & Quintered #41

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

I thought about having the posters say NOPE, but in the end... aw, dammit, I should have made them say VIGILANCE. That's less Orwellian.

Dozing with a toothy monster.

In case you don’t know him, that’s Outrider’s dog, Poot. He’s one of those dogs that you hear about getting rescued from a dogfighting ring, but then having to be put down. Well, this titanic piebald monster survived the gas chamber, and weathered ingested poisons with naught but farts to show for it. After hearing about all that, Outrider decided this dog was tough enough to be a Soldier of Fortune.

The goon is a Cue, one of the junior members of Magic Eight’s Break Shot Gang. All initiates take the moniker “Cue” and are used to distract the police/Soldiers of Fortune while the rest of the Break Shot Gang either does the heist, or doesn’t – whether or not Cue is actually supposed to be performing the felony is decided by Magic Eight’s eight-ball staff, so there’s no pattern for Outrider to analyze.

A piece of rebar bent and jammed around Cue’s wrist into the brick wall will be enough to hold him in place while the SoF chase down the rest of the gang, and Pooter will make sure nobody frees him.