{"id":193,"date":"2011-03-16T11:07:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T15:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/?p=193"},"modified":"2011-03-16T11:07:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T15:07:24","slug":"drawn-quintered-33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/03\/16\/drawn-quintered-33\/","title":{"rendered":"Drawn & Quintered #33"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"No!<\/a><\/p>\n

Look, I got your nose!<\/strong><\/p>\n

A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*:
\n– the forehead
\n– hair (preferably blonde or another color)
\n– eyes
\n– eyelashes
\n– the cheeks
\n– the philtrum (obviously)
\n– lips
\n– the neck
\n– the clavicle (OHH THE CLAVICLE)
\n– b r e a s t s
\n– a fabric fold implying the shape of a nipple (different from visibly erect nipples)
\n– visibly erect nipples
\n– the inner arm
\n– fists
\n– bulky denim gloves
\n– metallic accents<\/p>\n

*or an effeminate man, when I’m not wearing glasses<\/p>\n

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy. Look, I got your nose! A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*: – the forehead – hair (preferably blonde or another color) – eyes – eyelashes – the cheeks – the philtrum (obviously) – lips – the neck – the clavicle (OHH […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[39,64,139,168],"author_meta":{"display_name":"creative","author_link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/author\/creative\/"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["Drawn & Quintered<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Drawn & Quintered<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["dixie<\/a>","hazard tape<\/a>","robots<\/a>","trance<\/a>"],"unlinked":["dixie<\/span>","hazard tape<\/span>","robots<\/span>","trance<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":0,"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 15 years ago","modified":"Updated 15 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on March 16, 2011","modified":"Updated on March 16, 2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on March 16, 2011 11:07 am","modified":"Updated on March 16, 2011 11:07 am"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}