{"id":285,"date":"2011-04-20T20:53:52","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T00:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/?p=285"},"modified":"2011-04-20T20:53:52","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T00:53:52","slug":"globulorb-3-wheatley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/04\/20\/globulorb-3-wheatley\/","title":{"rendered":"GLOBULORB #3: Wheatley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/board\/index.php?action=profile;u=4322\">Jackanapes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/04\/haz_globulorb003_APR2011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-286\" title=\"Never drew a potato flower before. Never really suspected potatoes had flowers.\" src=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/04\/haz_globulorb003_APR2011.jpg\" alt=\"Never drew a potato flower before. Never really suspected potatoes had flowers.\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/04\/haz_globulorb003_APR2011.jpg 500w, https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/04\/haz_globulorb003_APR2011-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/04\/haz_globulorb003_APR2011-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Wheatley, don&#8217;t do it!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> They say if you do, you&#8217;ll die!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Oh&#8230; Well, I guess not.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Drawing that eye was just as fun as you might suspect it was!<\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/04\/20\/globulorb-3-wheatley\/\" data-send=\"false\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" data-action=\"like\" data-font=\"\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from Jackanapes. Wheatley, don&#8217;t do it! They say if you do, you&#8217;ll die! Oh&#8230; Well, I guess not. Drawing that eye was just as fun as you might suspect it was!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[126,127,158,169,173],"author_meta":{"display_name":"creative","author_link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/author\/creative\/"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">portal<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">portal 2<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">steam<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">valve<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wheatley<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">portal<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">portal 2<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">steam<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">valve<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wheatley<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":0,"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 15 years ago","modified":"Updated 15 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on April 20, 2011","modified":"Updated on April 20, 2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on April 20, 2011 8:53 pm","modified":"Updated on April 20, 2011 8:53 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}