{"id":313,"date":"2011-05-02T12:12:12","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/?p=313"},"modified":"2011-05-02T12:12:12","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T16:12:12","slug":"globulorb-8-metall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/05\/02\/globulorb-8-metall\/","title":{"rendered":"GLOBULORB #8: Metall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a week that was! Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/board\/index.php?action=profile;u=4322\">Jackanapes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb008_APR2011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-314\" title=\"I properly grimied this one up to show him as more of a construction tool than an enemy.\" src=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb008_APR2011.jpg\" alt=\"I properly grimied this one up to show him as more of a construction tool than an enemy.\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>How careless of them<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> To leave their hard hats here &#8211; OH!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Peekaboo, Metall!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I always figured a Met&#8217;s actual purpose was to be a construction robot, what with the hard-hats. I figured the little nuggets they shoot are either rivets, or some kind of welding beam. As such, I&#8217;ve suspended this guy on a girder far above the city.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/05\/02\/globulorb-8-metall\/\" data-send=\"false\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" data-action=\"like\" data-font=\"\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a week that was! Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from Jackanapes. How careless of them To leave their hard hats here &#8211; OH! Peekaboo, Metall! I always figured a Met&#8217;s actual purpose was to be a construction robot, what with the hard-hats. I figured the little nuggets they shoot are either rivets, or some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[25,92,93,95],"author_meta":{"display_name":"creative","author_link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/author\/creative\/"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">capcom<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">mega man<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">met<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">metall<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">capcom<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">mega man<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">met<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">metall<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":0,"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 15 years ago","modified":"Updated 15 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on May 2, 2011","modified":"Updated on May 2, 2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on May 2, 2011 12:12 pm","modified":"Updated on May 2, 2011 12:12 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}