{"id":349,"date":"2011-05-20T20:56:23","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T00:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/?p=349"},"modified":"2011-05-20T20:56:23","modified_gmt":"2011-05-21T00:56:23","slug":"globulorb-15-the-holy-hand-grenade-of-antioch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/05\/20\/globulorb-15-the-holy-hand-grenade-of-antioch\/","title":{"rendered":"GLOBULORB #15: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snipehuntmedia.com\/board\/index.php?action=profile;u=4322\">Jackanapes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb015_MAY2011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-350\" title=\"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. | Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest.\" src=\"http:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb015_MAY2011.jpg\" alt=\"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem. | Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest.\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb015_MAY2011.jpg 500w, https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb015_MAY2011-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2011\/05\/haz_globulorb015_MAY2011-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Nothing can save us but&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Gasp! The Holy Hand Grenade!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> &#8230;What do we count to?<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-like\" data-href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/2011\/05\/20\/globulorb-15-the-holy-hand-grenade-of-antioch\/\" data-send=\"false\" data-layout=\"standard\" data-width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" data-action=\"like\" data-font=\"\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s haiku comes to us from Jackanapes. Nothing can save us but&#8230; Gasp! The Holy Hand Grenade! &#8230;What do we count to?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[66,101],"author_meta":{"display_name":"creative","author_link":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/author\/creative\/"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">GLOBULORB<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">holy hand grenade of antioch<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/globulorb\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">monty python<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">holy hand grenade of antioch<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">monty python<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":0,"relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 15 years ago","modified":"Updated 15 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on May 20, 2011","modified":"Updated on May 20, 2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on May 20, 2011 8:56 pm","modified":"Updated on May 20, 2011 8:56 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snipehuntmedia.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}