Monthly Archives: January 2011

Drawn & Quintered #11

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

Three weeks of planning this heist - for nothing!

Who’s got the dollar egg?

Many have speculated upon the origin of the mysterious Dollar Egg. Some say it was one of Ben Franklin’s last forays into thaumaturgy. Some say there is a Dollar Chicken that produces Dollar Eggs on a regular basis. Most people, however, agree that it is probably a ceramic egg with dollar bills glued to it.

Drawn & Quintered #10

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Brendan.

Oh, Cap'n, won't you nevah larn ter stand loik a laydee?

Pirate Vannah nomming on cookies

Been a fun two weeks here at Drawn & Quintered. Have a good weekend!

Drawn & Quintered #9

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

Fizz Man brand detergent: Get your clothes bubbling clean!™®©

I’ve never seen that one!

When in doubt, throw in a never-before-seen Millennimal. Anybody miss the Millennimals game? Want it to come back, possibly better than ever? Let us know in the comments, or with a #mlnmls tweet @snipehuntmedia on Twitter.

Drawn & Quintered #8

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Yutz.

[THIS SIDE UP] [FRAGILE] [KEEP DRY]

Even Tech Support is baffled.

They had a thing called Tech Support, right? I dunno. Anyways, it’s nice to draw Fyber again.

Drawn & Quintered #7

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! What's that spell?

Dexidroid pep rally! Go team!!

Nobody pays attention to Dexidroids.

Drawn & Quintered #6

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

This old man knows the legendary °Meteo!

Hate shall give me wings!

Wait, is Booyar even the right spec to do this? Probably not. Whatever the case, I had some trouble deciding what to draw for this suggestion. Booyar’s mission against the Scourge is more one of mercy than of hatred, but I wanted to draw this more than I wanted to draw Mr. Jackanapes leaping across a chasm at Bobby Kotick. Besides, Booyar can hate what they do and what they stand for, even if he doesn’t hold hatred in his heart. And that, like Red Bull, has given him wings.

One Stop Stove-Popped Corn

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Why would you want to do popcorn this way, when you could just toss a packet of commercial popcorn into the microwave?

I’ll give you five reasons.

1) It’s cheaper this way
2) It’s way less wasteful
3) It’s just as easy
4) It’s way cheaper
5) Because commercial microwave popcorn is coated in so many gross chemicals, it actually gave a guy cancer from eating it every day!

Okay, it’s easy, look. Here’s what you need:
A medium pot with a lid, vegetable oil (not olive oil, it’ll scorch), and popcorn. That’s it. You can even buy the popcorn at the grocery store, usually on the top shelf with the microwave popcorn. But I like to buy it loose in a bag from a “healthy” grocery store, like Earth Fare is where I get mine.

There is no Detailed/Quick version to this one; it’s just easy!

First, pour a little lake of oil into the pot. While cold, it should cover about a quarter of the bottom of the pan just as you pour it out. Set the pan on a small burner and turn it to about medium high-ish. Put three kernels into the oil; they’re your canaries. When they all three pop, you know the oil is hot enough. Put the lid on.

Before the canaries pop, (*paff!*) grab about a handful of corn per person you’re serving, and put it on a plate or in a bowl or something so it’s easy to dump in when the oil is hot enough.

Once the popcorn is in the oil, swirl it good to coat all the kernels, and put the lid on at an angle, leaving a little gap for steam to escape.

Now, just wait for it to pop! Same as microwave, you know it’s done when it slows way down. Don’t let it burn!

Try it a few times, you’ll get a feel for stove temp, amount of corn to put in, how long to leave it on the stove.

Carefully dump the popcorn out, and give it a shake of salt, or butter powder, or melted butter, or cinnamon and sugar…. maybe some chili powder? Anybody got unusual popcorn toppings?

Enjoy your healthy, cheap popcorn!

Drawn & Quintered #5

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

What restaurant serves the legendary Nine Dollar Shrimp Burger? It is unclear.

Seriously? Twenty dollars, for this?

The Nine Dollar Shrimp Burger came to me in a dream many years ago, and has been a popular in-joke at Snipe Hunt Media ever since. The random selection of LA Riot as the subject of this picture is interestingly fortuitous; since the “LA” in his name stands for “Louisiana”, he is in a unique position to complain about the price of shrimp.

Drawn & Quintered #4

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

When I was a lad, this was all... largely the same. The Cataclysm kinda missed Dun Morogh. You were still here, and still dead.

Hazdar reaches the mountain’s top.

I was reaching this mountain-top a long time before people could casually fly to it, I’ll tell you that for free.

Drawn & Quintered #3

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha Fiero.

I'll be honest, I don't know if the turtle was really wearing a top hat.

A turtle delivers the soda.

This is from a dream I had a few nights ago. My father and I were three-legged running down a dirt road, and we had to step over a little turtle who was bringing a six-pack of soda somewhere. It was a strange little cameo, considering that the dream ended with me and my dad taking out some Columbian drug lords in a hail of machine gun fire.