Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha Fiero.
A turtle delivers the soda.
This is from a dream I had a few nights ago. My father and I were three-legged running down a dirt road, and we had to step over a little turtle who was bringing a six-pack of soda somewhere. It was a strange little cameo, considering that the dream ended with me and my dad taking out some Columbian drug lords in a hail of machine gun fire.