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Drawn & Quintered #14

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

The Canadian man has a crush on breaking his legs via attempting to make love to a woman in a deciduous tree.

Jeff finally get’s the girl.

Don’t worry, they’re right next to a hospital. And the hospital is right next to a local branch of The Window Guy’s!.

Drawn & Quintered #13

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

This place doesn't serve boxed Chinese food. She had it delivered to the restaurant.

I asked for DOUBLE helpings.

A lot of people ask me why Trance eats organic food at all – why she has the desire to, or what happens to it after it’s eaten. The truth of the matter is that she composts it, and has a lucrative side business in fertilizer sales.

Drawn & Quintered #12

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Vannah Hart.

Closed Captioning provided by Pillsbury Grands!® Refrigerated Biscuits

Vannah eats mountain of biscuits.

This… means something. This is important.

Drawn & Quintered #11

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

Three weeks of planning this heist - for nothing!

Who’s got the dollar egg?

Many have speculated upon the origin of the mysterious Dollar Egg. Some say it was one of Ben Franklin’s last forays into thaumaturgy. Some say there is a Dollar Chicken that produces Dollar Eggs on a regular basis. Most people, however, agree that it is probably a ceramic egg with dollar bills glued to it.

Drawn & Quintered #10

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Brendan.

Oh, Cap'n, won't you nevah larn ter stand loik a laydee?

Pirate Vannah nomming on cookies

Been a fun two weeks here at Drawn & Quintered. Have a good weekend!

Drawn & Quintered #9

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

Fizz Man brand detergent: Get your clothes bubbling clean!™®©

I’ve never seen that one!

When in doubt, throw in a never-before-seen Millennimal. Anybody miss the Millennimals game? Want it to come back, possibly better than ever? Let us know in the comments, or with a #mlnmls tweet @snipehuntmedia on Twitter.

Drawn & Quintered #8

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Yutz.

[THIS SIDE UP] [FRAGILE] [KEEP DRY]

Even Tech Support is baffled.

They had a thing called Tech Support, right? I dunno. Anyways, it’s nice to draw Fyber again.

Drawn & Quintered #7

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 1! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 0! Gimme a 1! What's that spell?

Dexidroid pep rally! Go team!!

Nobody pays attention to Dexidroids.

Drawn & Quintered #6

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

This old man knows the legendary °Meteo!

Hate shall give me wings!

Wait, is Booyar even the right spec to do this? Probably not. Whatever the case, I had some trouble deciding what to draw for this suggestion. Booyar’s mission against the Scourge is more one of mercy than of hatred, but I wanted to draw this more than I wanted to draw Mr. Jackanapes leaping across a chasm at Bobby Kotick. Besides, Booyar can hate what they do and what they stand for, even if he doesn’t hold hatred in his heart. And that, like Red Bull, has given him wings.

Drawn & Quintered #5

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

What restaurant serves the legendary Nine Dollar Shrimp Burger? It is unclear.

Seriously? Twenty dollars, for this?

The Nine Dollar Shrimp Burger came to me in a dream many years ago, and has been a popular in-joke at Snipe Hunt Media ever since. The random selection of LA Riot as the subject of this picture is interestingly fortuitous; since the “LA” in his name stands for “Louisiana”, he is in a unique position to complain about the price of shrimp.