Drawn & Quintered #17

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Fizz Man is going to be super pissed when he finds out Unit 7 let it go this far without even having been bought dinner.

Let me get my bone-saw.

And now you know that the bottle-cap design on Fizz Man Soda machines is actually a holo-screen.

Drawn & Quintered #16

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Albidaar.

I... AM... RUUUDE!

Do not touch Albi’s button!

Remember how I said it was useful to know a dwarf like Sordes?

Drawn & Quintered #15

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

You knew what this was when you answered the ad. Now work the bun.

Don’t worry, I’m a professional.

If you thought I was done drawing women eating food, you were dead wrong. Have a good weekend!

Drawn & Quintered #14

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

The Canadian man has a crush on breaking his legs via attempting to make love to a woman in a deciduous tree.

Jeff finally get’s the girl.

Don’t worry, they’re right next to a hospital. And the hospital is right next to a local branch of The Window Guy’s!.

Drawn & Quintered #13

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

This place doesn't serve boxed Chinese food. She had it delivered to the restaurant.

I asked for DOUBLE helpings.

A lot of people ask me why Trance eats organic food at all – why she has the desire to, or what happens to it after it’s eaten. The truth of the matter is that she composts it, and has a lucrative side business in fertilizer sales.

Drawn & Quintered #12

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Vannah Hart.

Closed Captioning provided by Pillsbury Grands!® Refrigerated Biscuits

Vannah eats mountain of biscuits.

This… means something. This is important.

Drawn & Quintered #11

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

Three weeks of planning this heist - for nothing!

Who’s got the dollar egg?

Many have speculated upon the origin of the mysterious Dollar Egg. Some say it was one of Ben Franklin’s last forays into thaumaturgy. Some say there is a Dollar Chicken that produces Dollar Eggs on a regular basis. Most people, however, agree that it is probably a ceramic egg with dollar bills glued to it.

Drawn & Quintered #10

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Brendan.

Oh, Cap'n, won't you nevah larn ter stand loik a laydee?

Pirate Vannah nomming on cookies

Been a fun two weeks here at Drawn & Quintered. Have a good weekend!

Drawn & Quintered #9

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

Fizz Man brand detergent: Get your clothes bubbling clean!™®©

I’ve never seen that one!

When in doubt, throw in a never-before-seen Millennimal. Anybody miss the Millennimals game? Want it to come back, possibly better than ever? Let us know in the comments, or with a #mlnmls tweet @snipehuntmedia on Twitter.

Drawn & Quintered #8

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Yutz.

[THIS SIDE UP] [FRAGILE] [KEEP DRY]

Even Tech Support is baffled.

They had a thing called Tech Support, right? I dunno. Anyways, it’s nice to draw Fyber again.