Drawn & Quintered #42

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

Those are some extremely authentic-looking tanning-bed-orange, pearly white toothed, bored-looking wenches you've got there, Pardner! Not bad for a black man in the 1800s!

I immediately regret this decision.

Hover hands a-go-go!