Drawn & Quintered #49

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

One more sale, and my Merchant Level goes up... and this idiot is the last customer of the day...!

Sir, please leave the store.

Other five-word suggestions that almost made the cut today:
– I’ll give you fifty bucks.
– Who is that bearded buffoon!?
– “Wait’ll I tell my nephew!”