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Drawn & Quintered #24

Posted by creative on February 24, 2011 – 12:09 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Yutz.

If I can't reach my hot chocolate then WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING

Security alert: Level ten emergency!

That oughtta get somebody in here.

Drawn & Quintered #23

Posted by creative on February 23, 2011 – 1:56 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

I don't care what people say. It was the best summer job I ever had.

Panic at Pirate Vannah Mountain.

Do you think the stockholders are going to bee pissed? Ha ha ha! Seriously though, a lot of kids died that day.

It could have been worse! Spider-wasps don’t even produce blood-honey.

Drawn & Quintered #22

Posted by creative on February 22, 2011 – 1:07 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

TONIGHT'S EPISODE: THE BUFFELTWEET PARADIGM

Lobstar gets out of jail.

Looks like Laundry Week continues here at Drawn & Quintered. Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can the guards possibly not see this happening? Well, the truth of the matter is that Lobstar is actually being paroled today, so they decided to give him a break since he was out the door anyways.

In other news, who’s got two thumbs and sucks at drawing chain link fence? This guy!

Drawn & Quintered #21

Posted by creative on February 21, 2011 – 1:22 pm
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We’re back! Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Oh! I shall have to run out into the common area in naught but my towel!

Promper! Give that back, NOW!

Sasha has had a laundry list of problems with Millennimals lately.

Drawn & Quintered #20

Posted by creative on February 11, 2011 – 12:06 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

It's like running through molasses! And I'm yelling as loud as I can on-stage, but nobody in the audience can hear me!

Booyah fears the skeletal chicken.

I’ll admit I got a little creeped out while I was drawing this. If you’re not familiar with it, I have a skeletal chicken sculpture by the lovely and talented Kevin Reaves that came as part of a trophy I won for a Halloween contest. I stuck it in my yard last Halloween to frighten ne’er-do-wells, and I guess it turned out that Booyah has ne’er done well, because it gives him the willies.

Drawn & Quintered #19

Posted by creative on February 10, 2011 – 11:22 am
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

Aw, man! My Mario Kart DS cartridge!

Maxor shows off his skills.

I get the feeling that a lot of what goes on at Ice Station Zero involves duct tape. And animal cruelty.

Drawn & Quintered #18

Posted by creative on February 9, 2011 – 1:40 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Flame Lord.

Realization that her reflection has changed in five, four, three, two, one...

Grind pulls a rotten prank.

Can you tell I got tired of drawing the Spark of Imagination? I think this is our last World of Warcraft one for a while.

Drawn & Quintered #17

Posted by creative on February 8, 2011 – 12:47 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Fizz Man is going to be super pissed when he finds out Unit 7 let it go this far without even having been bought dinner.

Let me get my bone-saw.

And now you know that the bottle-cap design on Fizz Man Soda machines is actually a holo-screen.

Drawn & Quintered #16

Posted by creative on February 7, 2011 – 1:27 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Albidaar.

I... AM... RUUUDE!

Do not touch Albi’s button!

Remember how I said it was useful to know a dwarf like Sordes?

Drawn & Quintered #15

Posted by creative on February 4, 2011 – 7:59 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

You knew what this was when you answered the ad. Now work the bun.

Don’t worry, I’m a professional.

If you thought I was done drawing women eating food, you were dead wrong. Have a good weekend!