Category Archives: Drawn & Quintered

Drawn & Quintered #20

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

It's like running through molasses! And I'm yelling as loud as I can on-stage, but nobody in the audience can hear me!

Booyah fears the skeletal chicken.

I’ll admit I got a little creeped out while I was drawing this. If you’re not familiar with it, I have a skeletal chicken sculpture by the lovely and talented Kevin Reaves that came as part of a trophy I won for a Halloween contest. I stuck it in my yard last Halloween to frighten ne’er-do-wells, and I guess it turned out that Booyah has ne’er done well, because it gives him the willies.

Drawn & Quintered #19

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

Aw, man! My Mario Kart DS cartridge!

Maxor shows off his skills.

I get the feeling that a lot of what goes on at Ice Station Zero involves duct tape. And animal cruelty.

Drawn & Quintered #18

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Flame Lord.

Realization that her reflection has changed in five, four, three, two, one...

Grind pulls a rotten prank.

Can you tell I got tired of drawing the Spark of Imagination? I think this is our last World of Warcraft one for a while.

Drawn & Quintered #17

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Fizz Man is going to be super pissed when he finds out Unit 7 let it go this far without even having been bought dinner.

Let me get my bone-saw.

And now you know that the bottle-cap design on Fizz Man Soda machines is actually a holo-screen.

Drawn & Quintered #16

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Albidaar.

I... AM... RUUUDE!

Do not touch Albi’s button!

Remember how I said it was useful to know a dwarf like Sordes?

Drawn & Quintered #15

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

You knew what this was when you answered the ad. Now work the bun.

Don’t worry, I’m a professional.

If you thought I was done drawing women eating food, you were dead wrong. Have a good weekend!

Drawn & Quintered #14

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

The Canadian man has a crush on breaking his legs via attempting to make love to a woman in a deciduous tree.

Jeff finally get’s the girl.

Don’t worry, they’re right next to a hospital. And the hospital is right next to a local branch of The Window Guy’s!.

Drawn & Quintered #13

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

This place doesn't serve boxed Chinese food. She had it delivered to the restaurant.

I asked for DOUBLE helpings.

A lot of people ask me why Trance eats organic food at all – why she has the desire to, or what happens to it after it’s eaten. The truth of the matter is that she composts it, and has a lucrative side business in fertilizer sales.

Drawn & Quintered #12

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Vannah Hart.

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Vannah eats mountain of biscuits.

This… means something. This is important.

Drawn & Quintered #11

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

Three weeks of planning this heist - for nothing!

Who’s got the dollar egg?

Many have speculated upon the origin of the mysterious Dollar Egg. Some say it was one of Ben Franklin’s last forays into thaumaturgy. Some say there is a Dollar Chicken that produces Dollar Eggs on a regular basis. Most people, however, agree that it is probably a ceramic egg with dollar bills glued to it.