Monthly Archives: June 2011

GLOBULORB #20: Bandinero

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Today’s haiku comes to us from Señor Booyah.

ALL HANDS, BRACE FOR IMPACT

A Bandinero!
He could be holding treasure…
Shake it, Wario!

I’ll be leaving for Snipe Con 2011 in just a few days, and as such, GLOBULORB will be taking a break for a couple of weeks. But don’t worry – we’re cooking up all kinds of ideas for videos and other bits of entertainment!

GLOBULORB #19: Gastly

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Today’s haiku comes to us from Jackanapes.

Don't worry, kids, it's not as though Gastly can turn invisible and suffocate you in your sleep! What's that? The Pokédex says that's exactly what it does? Oh. Well, good night!

My hairs stand on end…
What’s this spooky atmosphere?
It’s just so… Gastly.

I always found the snaggle-toothed, wide-eyed Gastly more goofy looking than threatening – until I imagined waking up to seeing this, the edges of my vision going blurry from lack of oxygen.

GLOBULORB #18: Adventure Core (Rick)

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Today’s haiku comes to us from Señor Booyah.

Happy Explosion Day, sweet cheeks.

Hey, pretty lady.
You havin’ an adventure?
Let Rick help ya out!

GLOBULORB #17: Bob-omb

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Today’s haiku comes to us from Jackanapes.

You are now manually hearing the Bob-omb Battlefield theme in your head. Wip-wippity-wip-wip.

Walking down the way
Be careful not to jostle,
Bob-omb’s fuse is short.

GLOBULORB #16: Samus Aran

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Today’s haiku comes to us from Jeff Millennium.

Man! Let's leave drawing spheres with grooves and raised edges to the computers!

Oh Samus Aran,
That is too tight of a squeeze.
Wait, where did she go?

I had a good time designing these alien plants! The hooked leaves in the upper right are designed to snag passing organisms, while delivering a numbing toxin that stops them from noticing they’ve been snagged. The grass fronds would be bio-luminescent when night falls.