Category Archives: Drawn & Quintered

Drawn & Quintered #30

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

I don't even like champagne...!

Replay gives the toast. Cheers!

My friend Replay is kind of a dick.

Drawn & Quintered #29

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

If we give the alien a cold...

those two are different prafs

We’ll have to kill them both, to be sure.

Drawn & Quintered #28

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

I know what you're thinking - how did they even make it as far as the carnival?

Mustachio laughs at your predicament!

MUSTACHIO! HAHAHA…!!

Drawn & Quintered #27

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Welcome to Drawn & Quintered, where we apparently have a food fetish.

Sasha feeds lunch to Ember!

It all sounded very boring before the sports bra factor (SBF) came into play.

Drawn & Quintered #26

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Retro.

... Message repeats... This is Professor Hazard Number Zero Zero Three "Dixie"... Hazard Laboratories University of Cryptozoology is under quarantine. Do not approach for any reason. Let it be known... that our rate for collecting items was one hundred percent. See you next mission. Message repeats...

Max Virus mimics the metroid.

Dixie and Dex are not familiar with 1980s sci-fi thrillers about sentient arcade games, so they did not know how big a hassle it would be to challenge MAX to a game of Hide and Seek.

Drawn & Quintered #25

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

The worst disguise kit I ever paid six hundred dollars for!

Hello! I’m not Fizz Man.

Twenty-five big ones! Thanks for tuning in every day, and putting up with the suspension of disbelief that it requires to accept situations like the Town With No Doors (as seen above).

Drawn & Quintered #24

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Yutz.

If I can't reach my hot chocolate then WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING

Security alert: Level ten emergency!

That oughtta get somebody in here.

Drawn & Quintered #23

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

I don't care what people say. It was the best summer job I ever had.

Panic at Pirate Vannah Mountain.

Do you think the stockholders are going to bee pissed? Ha ha ha! Seriously though, a lot of kids died that day.

It could have been worse! Spider-wasps don’t even produce blood-honey.

Drawn & Quintered #22

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

TONIGHT'S EPISODE: THE BUFFELTWEET PARADIGM

Lobstar gets out of jail.

Looks like Laundry Week continues here at Drawn & Quintered. Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can the guards possibly not see this happening? Well, the truth of the matter is that Lobstar is actually being paroled today, so they decided to give him a break since he was out the door anyways.

In other news, who’s got two thumbs and sucks at drawing chain link fence? This guy!

Drawn & Quintered #21

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We’re back! Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Oh! I shall have to run out into the common area in naught but my towel!

Promper! Give that back, NOW!

Sasha has had a laundry list of problems with Millennimals lately.