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Drawn & Quintered #33

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy.

No! My philtrum! I need it, for stuff!

Look, I got your nose!

A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*:
– the forehead
– hair (preferably blonde or another color)
– eyes
– eyelashes
– the cheeks
– the philtrum (obviously)
– lips
– the neck
– the clavicle (OHH THE CLAVICLE)
– b r e a s t s
– a fabric fold implying the shape of a nipple (different from visibly erect nipples)
– visibly erect nipples
– the inner arm
– fists
– bulky denim gloves
– metallic accents

*or an effeminate man, when I’m not wearing glasses

Drawn & Quintered #26

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Retro.

... Message repeats... This is Professor Hazard Number Zero Zero Three "Dixie"... Hazard Laboratories University of Cryptozoology is under quarantine. Do not approach for any reason. Let it be known... that our rate for collecting items was one hundred percent. See you next mission. Message repeats...

Max Virus mimics the metroid.

Dixie and Dex are not familiar with 1980s sci-fi thrillers about sentient arcade games, so they did not know how big a hassle it would be to challenge MAX to a game of Hide and Seek.