Today’s haiku comes to us from Sasha Fiero.
Catfish to Hole Hawg!
Catch that crazy lookin’ thing!
Ratigator bait…
Fun fact: Special effects legend John Dykstra (see also: Star Wars) was the director of photography for the Sega CD game Sewer Shark. It was not as popular as Star Wars.
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy.
Look, I got your nose!
A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*:
– the forehead
– hair (preferably blonde or another color)
– eyes
– eyelashes
– the cheeks
– the philtrum (obviously)
– lips
– the neck
– the clavicle (OHH THE CLAVICLE)
– b r e a s t s
– a fabric fold implying the shape of a nipple (different from visibly erect nipples)
– visibly erect nipples
– the inner arm
– fists
– bulky denim gloves
– metallic accents
*or an effeminate man, when I’m not wearing glasses
