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Drawn & Quintered #45

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Sorry about yesterday. I rather suddenly took ill! Luckily my darling wife was able to do her part for a guest drawing.

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Flame Lord.

Eliminated from final design: Flame Lord Eric in background, blood spewing from both nostrils

Blazing Blue Vannah has arrived!

Sasha Fiero and Vannah Hart are best friends to the bone, so Vannah decided to show Sasha some love by getting a complementary dye job and jumpsuit (the dye color is called Blue Candy Fire).

Everybody keeps liking these Vannah Hart pics, so I just have to keep making them, despite what an incredibly minor Snipe Hunt Media character she is!

Drawn & Quintered #43

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

You can't see it, but I have a private castle on the far island behind the Candle.

Flying out of the sun!

Wuhu Island, the setting for Pilotwings Resort, is such a fun place to hang out at. You can really get one of those stay-cations you hear about by kicking around there for a while – either in the aforementioned 3DS game, Wii Fit, or Wii Sports Resort.

In other news, like every other Nintendo property, Miis are hard to draw and look a little weird if their proportions are not exactly matched.

Drawn & Quintered #42

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

Those are some extremely authentic-looking tanning-bed-orange, pearly white toothed, bored-looking wenches you've got there, Pardner! Not bad for a black man in the 1800s!

I immediately regret this decision.

Hover hands a-go-go!

Drawn & Quintered #41

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

I thought about having the posters say NOPE, but in the end... aw, dammit, I should have made them say VIGILANCE. That's less Orwellian.

Dozing with a toothy monster.

In case you don’t know him, that’s Outrider’s dog, Poot. He’s one of those dogs that you hear about getting rescued from a dogfighting ring, but then having to be put down. Well, this titanic piebald monster survived the gas chamber, and weathered ingested poisons with naught but farts to show for it. After hearing about all that, Outrider decided this dog was tough enough to be a Soldier of Fortune.

The goon is a Cue, one of the junior members of Magic Eight’s Break Shot Gang. All initiates take the moniker “Cue” and are used to distract the police/Soldiers of Fortune while the rest of the Break Shot Gang either does the heist, or doesn’t – whether or not Cue is actually supposed to be performing the felony is decided by Magic Eight’s eight-ball staff, so there’s no pattern for Outrider to analyze.

A piece of rebar bent and jammed around Cue’s wrist into the brick wall will be enough to hold him in place while the SoF chase down the rest of the gang, and Pooter will make sure nobody frees him.

Drawn & Quintered #40

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

I don't know where the hat ends and the hair begins with this kid. Is he even wearing a hat?

The rarest one of all!

If you haven’t played Fossil Fighters, then you are missing out on a pretty great little Nintendo game that flew completely under the radar. Pick it up in a discount bin if you get the chance; I’ll trade fossils with you!

There are only ten more Drawn & Quintereds remaining. Overall, I have to say the project was a flop – it was not long before the pictures stopped being quick sketches, and started being full works of art! But don’t worry, Snipe Blog will feature a new daily drawing project from me immediately following the end of D&Q.

Drawn & Quintered #39

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

DO'NT BE SACH A "BIGGED CHICKEN", SASHA-KUNG

Is there something behind me?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: A Drawn & Quintered featuring both bosoms and basans.

Drawn & Quintered #38

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

Don't hurt me! I'm a superstitious, cowardly lot!

GET IT OFF OF ME

Ain’t no glomp like a Vannah Hart glomp cause a Vannah Hart glomp causes deep tissue bruising that you have to lie about to your family

Drawn & Quintered #37

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

Wait, I thought Professor Hazard was a professor so he wouldn't have to deal with battlin' chumps!

Time for a Pokemon Battle!

The other three Pokémon are, of course, Beedrill, Jolteon, and Electivire. As for Eric’s team, who knows.

Drawn & Quintered #36

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

squink squonk squink squonk squink squonk splish sploosh

“I can hear you giggling…”

Keep walkin’, Max. You know you look good.

Drawn & Quintered #35

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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

Don't go to the Forbidden City without your cryptozoologist's meat hammer (Hammacher Schlemmer, $49.99)

Where can I get blood?

Fizz Man asked me what cryptozoologists normally wear, and this is what I told him. And he believed me! What a dope!