Category Archives: Drawn & Quintered

Drawn & Quintered #40

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , , , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

I don't know where the hat ends and the hair begins with this kid. Is he even wearing a hat?

The rarest one of all!

If you haven’t played Fossil Fighters, then you are missing out on a pretty great little Nintendo game that flew completely under the radar. Pick it up in a discount bin if you get the chance; I’ll trade fossils with you!

There are only ten more Drawn & Quintereds remaining. Overall, I have to say the project was a flop – it was not long before the pictures stopped being quick sketches, and started being full works of art! But don’t worry, Snipe Blog will feature a new daily drawing project from me immediately following the end of D&Q.

Drawn & Quintered #39

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

DO'NT BE SACH A "BIGGED CHICKEN", SASHA-KUNG

Is there something behind me?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: A Drawn & Quintered featuring both bosoms and basans.

Drawn & Quintered #38

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

Don't hurt me! I'm a superstitious, cowardly lot!

GET IT OFF OF ME

Ain’t no glomp like a Vannah Hart glomp cause a Vannah Hart glomp causes deep tissue bruising that you have to lie about to your family

Drawn & Quintered #37

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

Wait, I thought Professor Hazard was a professor so he wouldn't have to deal with battlin' chumps!

Time for a Pokemon Battle!

The other three Pokémon are, of course, Beedrill, Jolteon, and Electivire. As for Eric’s team, who knows.

Drawn & Quintered #36

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Replay.

squink squonk squink squonk squink squonk splish sploosh

“I can hear you giggling…”

Keep walkin’, Max. You know you look good.

Drawn & Quintered #35

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

Don't go to the Forbidden City without your cryptozoologist's meat hammer (Hammacher Schlemmer, $49.99)

Where can I get blood?

Fizz Man asked me what cryptozoologists normally wear, and this is what I told him. And he believed me! What a dope!

Drawn & Quintered #34

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , , , , , , , , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

And verily they did not all fit; the Amphibigon behind Stinkaboo is half-assed, and poor Buffeltweet must still be in the laundry basket.

We might not all fit.

This ought to keep our detail-oriented fans busy for a good few minutes.

Drawn & Quintered #33

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy.

No! My philtrum! I need it, for stuff!

Look, I got your nose!

A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*:
– the forehead
– hair (preferably blonde or another color)
– eyes
– eyelashes
– the cheeks
– the philtrum (obviously)
– lips
– the neck
– the clavicle (OHH THE CLAVICLE)
– b r e a s t s
– a fabric fold implying the shape of a nipple (different from visibly erect nipples)
– visibly erect nipples
– the inner arm
– fists
– bulky denim gloves
– metallic accents

*or an effeminate man, when I’m not wearing glasses

Drawn & Quintered #32

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as , , , ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

The Japanese child is only a little worried that Electron Ramsey is going to steal his belly-button.

Get out of there, boy!

Our hearts break here at SHM for Japan and its people. If you can spare it, please text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10, or go to redcross.org to see what else you can do to help.

Drawn & Quintered #31

Filed under Drawn & Quintered
Tagged as ,

Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

Prof's Rule of Quintering: When you're not feelin' it, draw tits.

Never trust a shape-shifter.

Technically four words, since he hyphenated it, but whatever. As long as I can get revenge on the world for my high blood sugar by giving someone an uncomfortable work boner, I’m happy. NEUF