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Drawn & Quintered #34

Posted by creative on March 17, 2011 – 6:29 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

And verily they did not all fit; the Amphibigon behind Stinkaboo is half-assed, and poor Buffeltweet must still be in the laundry basket.

We might not all fit.

This ought to keep our detail-oriented fans busy for a good few minutes.

Drawn & Quintered #33

Posted by creative on March 16, 2011 – 11:07 am
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Dr. Billy.

No! My philtrum! I need it, for stuff!

Look, I got your nose!

A short list of things I find sexy about a woman*:
– the forehead
– hair (preferably blonde or another color)
– eyes
– eyelashes
– the cheeks
– the philtrum (obviously)
– lips
– the neck
– the clavicle (OHH THE CLAVICLE)
– b r e a s t s
– a fabric fold implying the shape of a nipple (different from visibly erect nipples)
– visibly erect nipples
– the inner arm
– fists
– bulky denim gloves
– metallic accents

*or an effeminate man, when I’m not wearing glasses

Drawn & Quintered #32

Posted by creative on March 15, 2011 – 1:49 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

The Japanese child is only a little worried that Electron Ramsey is going to steal his belly-button.

Get out of there, boy!

Our hearts break here at SHM for Japan and its people. If you can spare it, please text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10, or go to redcross.org to see what else you can do to help.

Drawn & Quintered #31

Posted by creative on March 14, 2011 – 12:34 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from MDude.

Prof's Rule of Quintering: When you're not feelin' it, draw tits.

Never trust a shape-shifter.

Technically four words, since he hyphenated it, but whatever. As long as I can get revenge on the world for my high blood sugar by giving someone an uncomfortable work boner, I’m happy. NEUF

Drawn & Quintered #30

Posted by creative on March 11, 2011 – 7:30 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

I don't even like champagne...!

Replay gives the toast. Cheers!

My friend Replay is kind of a dick.

Drawn & Quintered #29

Posted by creative on March 10, 2011 – 12:55 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

If we give the alien a cold...

those two are different prafs

We’ll have to kill them both, to be sure.

Drawn & Quintered #28

Posted by creative on March 9, 2011 – 11:50 am
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Jackanapes.

I know what you're thinking - how did they even make it as far as the carnival?

Mustachio laughs at your predicament!

MUSTACHIO! HAHAHA…!!

Drawn & Quintered #27

Posted by creative on March 8, 2011 – 1:05 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Welcome to Drawn & Quintered, where we apparently have a food fetish.

Sasha feeds lunch to Ember!

It all sounded very boring before the sports bra factor (SBF) came into play.

Drawn & Quintered #26

Posted by creative on March 7, 2011 – 12:38 pm
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Retro.

... Message repeats... This is Professor Hazard Number Zero Zero Three "Dixie"... Hazard Laboratories University of Cryptozoology is under quarantine. Do not approach for any reason. Let it be known... that our rate for collecting items was one hundred percent. See you next mission. Message repeats...

Max Virus mimics the metroid.

Dixie and Dex are not familiar with 1980s sci-fi thrillers about sentient arcade games, so they did not know how big a hassle it would be to challenge MAX to a game of Hide and Seek.

Drawn & Quintered #25

Posted by creative on February 25, 2011 – 7:07 am
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Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

The worst disguise kit I ever paid six hundred dollars for!

Hello! I’m not Fizz Man.

Twenty-five big ones! Thanks for tuning in every day, and putting up with the suspension of disbelief that it requires to accept situations like the Town With No Doors (as seen above).